Author: Incorrect Star Wars Quotes

Conversation

Kanan: Ezra had to pretend to be my son for the current mission, which awkwardly makes you his mother.
Hera: I’m very proud to have a son like you.
Ezra: A kid couldn’t ask for a cooler mom.

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Leia (reading from a piece of paper): “Do you like me? Yes! Definitely! Absolutely!”
Han (watching): I rigged it!
Luke: Han, I know you’re going through your whole girl-crazy phase at the moment, but I think you might be overdoing it on the crazy part.

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Maul: I know you feel betrayed —
Ezra: Well, yes. That is one of the unpleasant side-effects of betrayal.

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Luke: Allow me to introduce you to Sith Lord Sheev “Darth Sidious” Palpatine. That’s right, his nickname is longer than his actual name. Why’s that, Leia?
Leia: ‘Cause he’s a dick.

This is a rebellion dammit! We’re going to hav…

This is a rebellion dammit! We’re going to have to offend somebody!

When people get too chummy with me, I like to …

When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name so they know I don’t really care about them.

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Kanan: We’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Sabine: Probably Zeb and Ezra.

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Obi-Wan: Where the devil is Ventress?
Ahsoka: Well, Master, it is raining outside… maybe she melted? Shall I look outside for a pointy hat and two lightsabers?

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Chopper: I have done nothing wrong ever in my life.
Hera: I know this, and I love you.

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Poe: If the First Order catches wind of the fact that we’re hiding Rey, then who knows what they’ll send to finish the job?
BB-8: I’m guessing mummies…No…Yeah, I’m gonna stick with mummies.