Author: Incorrect Star Wars Quotes

Conversation

Leia: Finn, you’re in charge. Take Rey and Poe.
Finn: Yes, my fantasy threesome! Of resistance fighters on a mission.

Oh, so when a crow remembers people who wronge…

Oh, so when a crow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool” but when I do it I’m “petty” and “need to let it go.”

When I was your age…I can’t tell …

When I was your age…I can’t tell that story.  It’s wildly inappropriate.

Conversation

L3-37: That’s okay, buddy. We’re from the union.
Miner: The union?
L3-37: We represent the droids in all intergalactic industries, both Imperial and rebellion.
Miner: Oh, of course.
L3-37: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?
Miner: A little. We don’t even have dental.
L3-37: [turns to Chewie] They don’t even get dental.

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Anakin: We can make this work! We’re Romeo and Juliet!
Padmé: It didn’t work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a tragic double suicide.
Anakin: That’s how it ends? Why do people like it so much?

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Darth Maul: Reactor shafts! My arch enemy.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I thought *I* was your arch enemy.
Darth Maul: I have a life outside of you, Kenobi!

Conversation

Ezra: You know your hair?
Sabine: I know of it.
Ezra: It’s all blue.
Sabine: I change my hair every week and a half, dude. Get used to it.

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Obi-Wan: Here you go, Ahsoka. [hands her a sandwich]
Anakin: [grabs the sandwich] Mmmm, yummy.
Obi-Wan: Anakin!
Anakin: Why should the child go first? I’m far larger. And hungrier.

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Anakin (clearly drunk): Psst, Obi-Wan…I’ve made myself one with the shadows underneath the table.
Obi-Wan: You’re just hiding under the table.
Anakin: I’ve made myself one with the shadows!

You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage…

You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That’s the sound my brain makes all the time.