Anakin: We can make this work! We’re Romeo and Juliet!
Padmé: It didn’t work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a tragic double suicide.
Anakin: That’s how it ends? Why do people like it so much?
Hello there. Have you ever heard the tragedy of Anakin the dumbass?
Yes I’ve seen episodes 2 and 3
When you realize it’s not Friday yet.
Anakin (clearly drunk): Psst, Obi-Wan…I’ve made myself one with the shadows underneath the table.
Obi-Wan: You’re just hiding under the table.
Anakin: I’ve made myself one with the shadows!