reminder that there’s a scene from the clone wars cartoon where c3po literally does a striptease
I DID NOT NEED TO FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT C3PO AT 2:15AM ON FUCKING CHRISTMAS
“It’s Not A Moon”
Oh Mark Hamill.
JJ Abrams announces the next Star Wars standalone film, The Mos Eisley Five!
wookieepedia is very special
What do they mean ‘were’
its a weird quirk of wookiepedia – because the whole star wars series takes place “a long time ago” they insist on referring to everything in the past tense
it says “legends” so breasts aren’t canon anymore
We lost titties in the star war
Breasts aren’t canon, but helicopter lightsabers are