Category: happygiraffe

Conversation

Han: This is the best day of my life!
Rey: You’re married and you have a kid.
Han: I said what I said.

Conversation

Han: This is the best day of my life!
Rey: You’re married and you have a kid.
Han: I said what I said.

Conversation

Anakin: Really, Obi-Wan? That plan seems a little underhanded.
Obi-Wan: Well, desperate times call for desperate housewives.
Anakin: …
Obi-Wan: Measures. I said measures.

Conversation

Anakin: Really, Obi-Wan? That plan seems a little underhanded.
Obi-Wan: Well, desperate times call for desperate housewives.
Anakin: …
Obi-Wan: Measures. I said measures.

Conversation

Obi-Wan: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Mace: I’d say even infinitesimally.
Anakin: And I’d say teenily-weenily, I get it, we’re all good at words.

Conversation

Obi-Wan: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Mace: I’d say even infinitesimally.
Anakin: And I’d say teenily-weenily, I get it, we’re all good at words.

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Leia: Well, Poe, like any married couple, Han and I fought sometimes. Sometimes he won, sometimes I won, but usually we forgot what we were arguing about and just had sex.
Poe (plugging his ears): La la la la…
Leia: Look, the important thing is that we always ended up on the same team.
Poe: *nods sagely*
Leia: And in the same bed.
Poe: How can you be so wise and so inappropriate at the same time?

Conversation

Leia: Well, Poe, like any married couple, Han and I fought sometimes. Sometimes he won, sometimes I won, but usually we forgot what we were arguing about and just had sex.
Poe (plugging his ears): La la la la…
Leia: Look, the important thing is that we always ended up on the same team.
Poe: *nods sagely*
Leia: And in the same bed.
Poe: How can you be so wise and so inappropriate at the same time?

Look, if Qi’ra wants to stay here, I totally g…

Look, if Qi’ra wants to stay here, I totally get it. I mean, who would want to travel the galaxy with their best friend and be happy forever, when instead they could abandon their soulmate like an old shoe and live in a garbage city full of jerks!? I GET it! No hard feelings!

You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage…

You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That’s the sound my brain makes all the time.