Look, if Qi’ra wants to stay here, I totally get it. I mean, who would want to travel the galaxy with their best friend and be happy forever, when instead they could abandon their soulmate like an old shoe and live in a garbage city full of jerks!? I GET it! No hard feelings!
You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That’s the sound my brain makes all the time.
Anakin says it’s okay…wait, that probably means it’s not okay.
Bail: Are you sure you want to slam Palpatine at this press conference?
Padmé: Look, am I proud of it? Yes, because Palpatine sucks. But is it the classiest move? Yes, because Palpatine sucks.
Um, both kids are dancing in the shower in their pajamas and most of Anakin’s ties are in the toilet. Just as…like, an update of where we’re at right now.
Obi-Wan: How long have you been sleeping with Padmé?
Anakin: What? I don’t even get…why would…I’ve never had sex with anyone anywhere! It’s none of your…you have the nerve, the audacity — And how…how do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off.
Obi-Wan: *looks at the camera*
“I lied to Luke. I told him that I would leave him alone, but I will not. I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support.”
– Ben Kenobi