Category: original: the good place

You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage…

You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That’s the sound my brain makes all the time.

How can I say no? [laughs] Can I say no? It do…

How can I say no? [laughs] Can I say no? It doesn’t feel like I can say no. But if I can, Rose, I’m saying no.

Han’s not drinking? He brought a flask in the …

Han’s not drinking? He brought a flask in the car during his driver’s test!

I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any t…

I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

Hi, guys!  I’m broken!

Hi, guys!  I’m broken!

Conversation

Han: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it’s not like I killed anybody. Wasn’t an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Luke: Okay, that’s really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.