Category: Star Wars Rebels

Conversation

Ezra: I’m not helping you.
Maul: Why not? Is this because I once betrayed you?
Ezra: Yes! It was our last interaction!

Conversation

Sabine: Yield or die.
Kanan: Just, take it down to like…a seven.
Sabine: Yield or else.

Conversation

Ezra: Forget it. I’m not even shocked anymore.
Maul: Aw, that’s no fun.
Ezra: This has become the norm for you, Maul.
Maul: I’ll have to try harder next time.
Ezra: Please don’t.
Maul: I feel like I’ve been issued a challenge.

Conversation

Sabine: What’s up, Ezra?
Ezra: I’ve been traumatized.

Conversation

Hera: We’ll handle this the way we always do.
Sabine: Brute strength?
Ezra: Almost dying?
Hera: No and no. By sticking together and never giving up.

Conversation

Ezra (about Maul): I’m just saying, considering his messed-up childhood and the way he was raised, he could’ve turned out a lot worse.
Kanan: You’re right, Ezra. Let’s go find him and give him a medal. The “Not As Much Of A Jerk As You Could Have Been” award.

Conversation

Ezra (about Maul): I’m just saying, considering his messed-up childhood and the way he was raised, he could’ve turned out a lot worse.
Kanan: You’re right, Ezra. Let’s go find him and give him a medal. The “Not As Much Of A Jerk As You Could Have Been” award.

I thought this was going to be a casual one-ni…

I thought this was going to be a casual one-night stand? But maybe it could be a casual… one thousand-night stand. Maybe we could keep casually having sex, and then casually have kids together, and then casually grow old together. Casually get on each other’s health insurance. Then casually die side by side, like in the end of The Notebook.

I thought this was going to be a casual one-ni…

I thought this was going to be a casual one-night stand? But maybe it could be a casual… one thousand-night stand. Maybe we could keep casually having sex, and then casually have kids together, and then casually grow old together. Casually get on each other’s health insurance. Then casually die side by side, like in the end of The Notebook.

Conversation

Maul: I’ve been keeping an eye on Ezra.
Kanan: You mean stalking him.
Maul: The language of most stalking laws is pretty vague. I like to think of myself more as a guardian angel.