Category: submission

You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage…

You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That’s the sound my brain makes all the time.

Conversation

K-2SO: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Jyn: Define “interesting.”
K-2SO: “Oh god, oh god, we’re all gonna die?”

Conversation

Ahsoka: Thanks, Dad. …Why is everyone staring at me?
Obi-Wan: You just called Anakin “dad.” You said “thanks, Dad.”
Ahsoka: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man.”
Anakin: Do you see me as a father figure, Ahsoka?
Ahsoka: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me!

Conversation

Ahsoka: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment… at all?
Ventress: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

This may be a frivolous question but what are …

This may be a frivolous question but what are you doing?

I work alone, except when I work with Chewbacc…

I work alone, except when I work with Chewbacca, which is all the time!

Conversation

Lando: I’ll bet my reputation on it.
Leia: Sorry, there’s a five dollar minimum.

If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use…

If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted.”

I may seem like an asshole, but deep down I’m …

I may seem like an asshole, but deep down I’m a good person. And even deeper down, I’m a bigger asshole.

Conversation

Leia: Not to worry, I have a permit.
Vader: This just says “I can do what I want.”