Category: submission

This is a rebellion dammit! We’re going to hav…

This is a rebellion dammit! We’re going to have to offend somebody!

When people get too chummy with me, I like to …

When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name so they know I don’t really care about them.

Conversation

Kanan: We’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Sabine: Probably Zeb and Ezra.

Conversation

Obi-Wan: Where the devil is Ventress?
Ahsoka: Well, Master, it is raining outside… maybe she melted? Shall I look outside for a pointy hat and two lightsabers?

Conversation

Poe: If the First Order catches wind of the fact that we’re hiding Rey, then who knows what they’ll send to finish the job?
BB-8: I’m guessing mummies…No…Yeah, I’m gonna stick with mummies.

Darth Maul! You add a delightful sense of the …

Darth Maul! You add a delightful sense of the macabre to any delirium!

Conversation

Anakin: See? See, one day you’re gonna look back on this and laugh.
Obi-Wan: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally fly over to your house and smack you.

I don’t have a lot of contact with the First O…

I don’t have a lot of contact with the First Order, but I did manage to steal a box of Hux’s stationary. So, from time to time, I send Hux faxes from himself from the future.

Conversation

Luke (after meeting Poe): I was never that young.
Leia: No, you were younger.

Look, if Qi’ra wants to stay here, I totally g…

Look, if Qi’ra wants to stay here, I totally get it. I mean, who would want to travel the galaxy with their best friend and be happy forever, when instead they could abandon their soulmate like an old shoe and live in a garbage city full of jerks!? I GET it! No hard feelings!