Category: submission

Sarcastic. Impatient. A fierce look in the eye…

Sarcastic. Impatient. A fierce look in the eyes. Look carefully at the ‘I Really Wish I Was Blowing Stuff Up Right Now’ button. There’s a name for Padawans like this. But we’ll just call him … Anakin.

Conversation

Luke: This isn’t a dream, then. You’re all really out there.
Ghost Yoda: You thought we weren’t?
Luke: Oh, I don’t know. I thought it might have been one of those made-up things… that adults tell kids, like… vitamins.
Ghost Anakin: Luke, vitamins are a real thing.
Luke: Well, now I’m thinking maybe they could be!

Conversation

Vader: Guards, make sure the princess doesn’t leave this cell until I come and get her.
Stormtrooper #1: Not to leave the cell… even if you come and get her.
Vader: No, no. UNTIL I come and get her.
Stormtrooper #1: Until you come and get her, we’re not to enter the cell.
Vader: No, no, no. You STAY in the cell, and make sure SHE doesn’t leave.
Stormtrooper #1: And you’ll come and get her.
Vader: Right.
Stormtrooper #1: We don’t need to do anything, apart from just stop her entering the cell.
Vader: No, no. LEAVING the cell.
Stormtrooper #1: Leaving the cell, yes.
Vader: All right?
Stormtrooper #1: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we… oh, if… oh…
Vader: Look, it’s quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure she doesn’t leave the cell. All right?
Stormtrooper #1: Oh, I remember, uh, can she leave the cell with us?
Vader: No, no, no, no, you just keep her in here, and make sure…
Stormtrooper #1: Oh yeah, we’ll keep her in here, obviously, but if she had to leave, and we were with her…
Vader: No, just keep her in here…
Stormtrooper #1: Until you, or anyone else…
Vader: No, not anyone else. Just me.
Stormtrooper #1: Just you.
Vader: Get back.
Stormtrooper #1: Get back.
Vader: All right?
Stormtrooper #1: Right, we’ll just stay here until you get back.
Vader: And make sure she doesn’t leave.
Stormtrooper #1: What?
Vader: Make sure she doesn’t leave.
Stormtrooper #1: The princess?
Vader: Yes, make sure she doesn’t leave.
Stormtrooper #1: Oh, yes, of course. [points at Stormtrooper #2] I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft to me that I were to guard him when he’s a guard.
Vader: Is that clear?
Stormtrooper #1: Oh, quite clear. No problems.
Vader: Right. [turns to leave the room. As he leaves, both stormtroopers follow him] Where are you going?
Stormtrooper #1: We’re coming with you.
Vader: No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure SHE doesn’t leave.
Stormtrooper #1: Oh, I see. Right.

Conversation

Vader: Guards, make sure the princess doesn’t leave this cell until I come and get her.
Stormtrooper #1: Not to leave the cell… even if you come and get her.
Vader: No, no. UNTIL I come and get her.
Stormtrooper #1: Until you come and get her, we’re not to enter the cell.
Vader: No, no, no. You STAY in the cell, and make sure SHE doesn’t leave.
Stormtrooper #1: And you’ll come and get her.
Vader: Right.
Stormtrooper #1: We don’t need to do anything, apart from just stop her entering the cell.
Vader: No, no. LEAVING the cell.
Stormtrooper #1: Leaving the cell, yes.
Vader: All right?
Stormtrooper #1: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we… oh, if… oh…
Vader: Look, it’s quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure she doesn’t leave the cell. All right?
Stormtrooper #1: Oh, I remember, uh, can she leave the cell with us?
Vader: No, no, no, no, you just keep her in here, and make sure…
Stormtrooper #1: Oh yeah, we’ll keep her in here, obviously, but if she had to leave, and we were with her…
Vader: No, just keep her in here…
Stormtrooper #1: Until you, or anyone else…
Vader: No, not anyone else. Just me.
Stormtrooper #1: Just you.
Vader: Get back.
Stormtrooper #1: Get back.
Vader: All right?
Stormtrooper #1: Right, we’ll just stay here until you get back.
Vader: And make sure she doesn’t leave.
Stormtrooper #1: What?
Vader: Make sure she doesn’t leave.
Stormtrooper #1: The princess?
Vader: Yes, make sure she doesn’t leave.
Stormtrooper #1: Oh, yes, of course. [points at Stormtrooper #2] I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft to me that I were to guard him when he’s a guard.
Vader: Is that clear?
Stormtrooper #1: Oh, quite clear. No problems.
Vader: Right. [turns to leave the room. As he leaves, both stormtroopers follow him] Where are you going?
Stormtrooper #1: We’re coming with you.
Vader: No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure SHE doesn’t leave.
Stormtrooper #1: Oh, I see. Right.

I’ve only had BB-8 for a day and a half, but i…

I’ve only had BB-8 for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone on this ship and then myself.

I’ve only had BB-8 for a day and a half, but i…

I’ve only had BB-8 for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone on this ship and then myself.

Okay, I’ll be the leader, Chewbacca is my side…

Okay, I’ll be the leader, Chewbacca is my sidekick, Leia is the tough guy, 3PO’s The Smart Guy, and, Luke, you’re the quiet religious guy who ends up going crazy.

Okay, I’ll be the leader, Chewbacca is my side…

Okay, I’ll be the leader, Chewbacca is my sidekick, Leia is the tough guy, 3PO’s The Smart Guy, and, Luke, you’re the quiet religious guy who ends up going crazy.

Conversation

Han: This is the best day of my life!
Rey: You’re married and you have a kid.
Han: I said what I said.

Conversation

Han: This is the best day of my life!
Rey: You’re married and you have a kid.
Han: I said what I said.