Category: submission

Conversation

Leia: Finn, you’re in charge. Take Rey and Poe.
Finn: Yes, my fantasy threesome! Of resistance fighters on a mission.

Conversation

L3-37: That’s okay, buddy. We’re from the union.
Miner: The union?
L3-37: We represent the droids in all intergalactic industries, both Imperial and rebellion.
Miner: Oh, of course.
L3-37: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?
Miner: A little. We don’t even have dental.
L3-37: [turns to Chewie] They don’t even get dental.

Conversation

Anakin: We can make this work! We’re Romeo and Juliet!
Padmé: It didn’t work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a tragic double suicide.
Anakin: That’s how it ends? Why do people like it so much?

Conversation

Darth Maul: Reactor shafts! My arch enemy.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I thought *I* was your arch enemy.
Darth Maul: I have a life outside of you, Kenobi!

Conversation

Ezra: You know your hair?
Sabine: I know of it.
Ezra: It’s all blue.
Sabine: I change my hair every week and a half, dude. Get used to it.

Conversation

Obi-Wan: Here you go, Ahsoka. [hands her a sandwich]
Anakin: [grabs the sandwich] Mmmm, yummy.
Obi-Wan: Anakin!
Anakin: Why should the child go first? I’m far larger. And hungrier.

You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage…

You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That’s the sound my brain makes all the time.

Conversation

K-2SO: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Jyn: Define “interesting.”
K-2SO: “Oh god, oh god, we’re all gonna die?”

Conversation

Ahsoka: Thanks, Dad. …Why is everyone staring at me?
Obi-Wan: You just called Anakin “dad.” You said “thanks, Dad.”
Ahsoka: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man.”
Anakin: Do you see me as a father figure, Ahsoka?
Ahsoka: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me!

Conversation

Ahsoka: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment… at all?
Ventress: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.