Category: submission

This may be a frivolous question but what are …

This may be a frivolous question but what are you doing?

I work alone, except when I work with Chewbacc…

I work alone, except when I work with Chewbacca, which is all the time!

Conversation

Lando: I’ll bet my reputation on it.
Leia: Sorry, there’s a five dollar minimum.

If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use…

If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted.”

I may seem like an asshole, but deep down I’m …

I may seem like an asshole, but deep down I’m a good person. And even deeper down, I’m a bigger asshole.

Conversation

Leia: Not to worry, I have a permit.
Vader: This just says “I can do what I want.”

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

I don’t know how many years I got left……

I don’t know how many years I got left… I’m gonna get real weird with it.

How can I say no? [laughs] Can I say no? It do…

How can I say no? [laughs] Can I say no? It doesn’t feel like I can say no. But if I can, Rose, I’m saying no.

Conversation

Hera: What is that?
Sabine: It’s a bomb.
Hera: And you just leave it lying around?!
Sabine: I was gonna put it in a box!
Hera: What good is a box gonna do?!
Sabine: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.