Category: submission

Conversation

Dooku: Why won’t you just lie down and die with dignity!?
Anakin: I don’t do anything with dignity!

Conversation

Dooku: Why won’t you just lie down and die with dignity!?
Anakin: I don’t do anything with dignity!

Conversation

Anakin: Really, Obi-Wan? That plan seems a little underhanded.
Obi-Wan: Well, desperate times call for desperate housewives.
Anakin: …
Obi-Wan: Measures. I said measures.

Conversation

Anakin: Really, Obi-Wan? That plan seems a little underhanded.
Obi-Wan: Well, desperate times call for desperate housewives.
Anakin: …
Obi-Wan: Measures. I said measures.

Conversation

Obi-Wan: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Mace: I’d say even infinitesimally.
Anakin: And I’d say teenily-weenily, I get it, we’re all good at words.

Conversation

Obi-Wan: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Mace: I’d say even infinitesimally.
Anakin: And I’d say teenily-weenily, I get it, we’re all good at words.

Conversation

Leia: Well, Poe, like any married couple, Han and I fought sometimes. Sometimes he won, sometimes I won, but usually we forgot what we were arguing about and just had sex.
Poe (plugging his ears): La la la la…
Leia: Look, the important thing is that we always ended up on the same team.
Poe: *nods sagely*
Leia: And in the same bed.
Poe: How can you be so wise and so inappropriate at the same time?

Conversation

Leia: Well, Poe, like any married couple, Han and I fought sometimes. Sometimes he won, sometimes I won, but usually we forgot what we were arguing about and just had sex.
Poe (plugging his ears): La la la la…
Leia: Look, the important thing is that we always ended up on the same team.
Poe: *nods sagely*
Leia: And in the same bed.
Poe: How can you be so wise and so inappropriate at the same time?

Aye aye, Captain – ooh, General. Sorry.

Aye aye, Captain – ooh, General. Sorry.

Conversation

Pryce: Hello, Alexsandr. How do you like my new office? Twentieth floor.
Kallus: Yes, I never thought I’d see you this high without a broom under you.